theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
I don’t know what a WIP is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Pssst it stands for “work in progress”
Oh I always thought it was the sound manuscripts made when authors smack themselves on the forehead out of frustration
I mean that is also correct
I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual
“I cast gate”

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
a thesis by Chidi Anagonye

there are some pigeons that roost in a traffic light by my house and it delights me every time i see them
guy just asked me out and i accidentally ghosted on him for like half an hour. it wasnt because i wasnt interested, i was just playing video games and i didnt check my messages until after the round was over. im so sorry dude 😂
so i went on the date, and now im like, was that a date??????? who fucking knows, certainly not me
so yes, it was a date. and second date is now a go 😎

















