sexycraisinthanos:

asciencegay:

buckysoldatbarnes:

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

To be fair Chris Evans added it to be funny

Tom Hardy did it because he knows how to radiate “bisexual disaster” energy

irritating things (writers edition)

awed-frog:

5. Surprisingly, Those 18 Pages I Wrote at 2am Aren’t Any Good: A Memoir

4. Where the fuck do I go from here?

3. How the fuck do I get there?

2. *opens folder* *sees 42 WIPs* *doesn’t want to work on any of them*

1. When a wire snaps inside your brain and everything you write comes out like this: She turned around and looked at him. He looked at her. They looked at each other. He was the first to look away. When he looked up again, she was still looking at him. ‘Don’t look,’ she snapped, looking at him, and –

jara257:

ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy

dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer

image

like it evokes some kind of gut emotion from me but i can’t identify it and it’s driving me up a wall

an-actual-stone:

cmn159:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

listen i know you’d be shot for breaching security or whatever if you tried, but the fact that you can swim in those giant tanks of water they use to cool the spent fuel rods in nuclear power plants without suffering lethal levels of exposure to radiation makes them a temptation of biblical proportions

forbidden swimming pool

It’s actually pretty safe to swim in the pools as long as you don’t dive too deep. I got this picture from the “What If?” Books where the author answers a ton of really absurd and funny questions using the science as we currently understand it.

“But just to be sure, I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to you if you tried to swim in their radiation containment pool.

“In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.””

john–laurens:

Eddie, trying to sleep @ 3am: V, my darling, my love, I beg you, please let me sleep, I have to write an article tomorrow

Venom, screaming in Eddie’s mind: TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEAAARTACHEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAYYY!! I! WANT! IT! THAT! WAY!!!