mllesouthernbelle:

kwehkwehmotherfucker:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

But he gets away by throwing a silver money clip with a fifty dollar bill in it in the gutter

This post got so much better

reelaroundthedavekan:

lucillebruise:

i-do-not-believe-you-continue:

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

peraltiagoisland:

jake on queer eye

antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this

tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?

jake: bisexuality

jake: so my dad left when i was 7-

karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now

jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this

bobby: so im gonna renovate ur house, really make the place organized

jake, sweating in adhd: uh not sure how long that will last

jonathan, putting away his razors in shock: wait what do you mean you physically can’t grow one?

holt, bursting through the doors in dramatic gay fashion: who is this ‘karamo brown’ and why are we involved in a custody battle?

jessicameats:

black-intogold:

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.