Tag: honestly

thedoubteriswise:

seeing people I literally NEVER expected to even tolerate monsterfucking willingly putting content on their blogs about tom hardy having a slime monster up his ass is quite honestly the only thing that makes me want to see it. what kind of movie has this much raw power? I must find out

rightinthecrystalfeels:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

I must see this movie

umm oh my god

maneth985:

ed-nygma-variations:

i have a friend who is colorblind.

i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music

my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind friend have the same taste in music, she describes color to my colorblind friend by relating it back to music

like “the sky is duke ellington’s satin doll”

and it is the purest thing this is what pure friendship is

that’s so weirdly amazing

trappedinavelociraptor:

cthulhubert:

prokopetz:

Concept: a reverse druid.

Instead of a human who shapeshifts into animals, they’re, like, an owlbear that shapeshifts into a human.

They’re mystically attuned to cities, which their powers treat as a sort of exotic but naturally occurring terrain.

Rather than seeking intuitive oneness with untamed nature, they carry out hilariously reductive scholarly analysis of humanoid society, all writing up thesis papers like “On the nesting habits of the Common Halfling”.

(They can still call down a lightning strike on your ass, though, because some things don’t change.)

Summon Fallen Powerline; rev-Drd 3

#concept of powerlines need not be invented yet