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late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

stophelping:

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unamedwatcher:

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Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~

It’s run by a chosen heroine whose adventure was 2 decades ago and the sweet team-mom healer from her team, who she has since married.

It’s mostly trope comedy with moments of real emotion, here are some ideas for kids:

—two teenaged boys who WERE barreling towards a tragic rivalry that ends in one of them falling to darkness… until one of them confessed that he was just trying to show off because he has a crush on the other one. They’re now dating and the comedy comes from the universe CONSTANTLY trying to get them to fight and failing.

—an eight year old who keeps tattling on the demons who are whispering to her and then getting into sibling fights with them

—a brooding, edgy fire-wielding boy and a brooding, edgy fire-wielding girl who can’t figure out which mystical signs belong to who

—like six kids named Hope who go by names like “Pink Hope”, “Hope the second” and “I’ve been told I’m not allowed to shorten my name to ‘Ho’ so I will now be going by Dick just to spite them”

IDK if I’m going to write this but it’s fun to worldbuild so here’s some more!

The two fire kids have a big age gap, with the girl being 10 and the boy being 17. They spend so much time together trying to untangle their destinies that they wind up developing a brother-sister relationship. The girl is one of the Hopes and the boy’s name is Fox, which results in the following exchange being commonplace.

A: so then Hope—

B: which Hope?

A: oh, baby fox.

Oh, character consolidation idea: Fox is also one of the boys who dodged a fatal rivalry, obviously being the ‘tempted to the dark side’ half of the equation. His full name is Foxglove, and his boyfriend’s name is Raven. Raven is the one to confess and Fox was so shocked he needed to sit down for like 5 minutes to re-evaluate his entire perspective on reality.

Fox is the EPITOME of “oh shit, I didn’t hate him, I was just gay.”

Fox two years ago: Whenever he laughs I get all sweaty and agitated, and that stupid ‘oh look at me I’m so handsome’ grin is so obnoxious it bothers me for hours after I have talk to the guy! God, Raven’s the worst.

Fox now: yeah, turns out the only thing I hated about Raven is that he wasn’t kissing me right that second

The owner’s wife is a subversion on the “cute, sweet, gentle healer love interest who dies in act 2” trope, and her name is Maribelle. She’s just under five feet tall and built like somebody replaced all her bones with toothpicks— she’s TINY.

She is also, as the villain discovered in spectacularly violent fashion when he kidnapped her, the most dangerous member of the party by far.

Because she ISN’T a cleric and she wasn’t using light magic at all. She uses raw magic, which is a rare talent for humans because it’s hard to control and tends to destroy the weirder before their enemies. Maribelle’s love for her friends was LITERALLY the source of her healing magic, because she uses her emotions to shape her spells.

On the other side of that, the emotions associated with trapping her and threatening to kill her girlfriend? She WRECKED him and took the whole hideout down in the process.

OKAY I named the woman who runs the place, her name is Summer!

A lot of people just know her as “the farner’s daughter” because her particular journey of heroics started with a prophecy that said a farmer’s eldest daughter would bring about the death of the tyrannical king. Which, uh, she did, except that it was Maribelle who killed the guy in Summer’s defense.

A prophet rolls in on wheely shoes with a starbucks Frappuccino: IT TECHNICALLY WASN’T WRONG!

This comment made me laugh omg

I’m BEGGING everyone who reblogged this to read In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan

vampireapologist:

My young child’s teacher, showing me a drawing of my family in front of our home with a horrifying monstrous figure floating above us in crayon: we’re….concerned

Me, who can see ghosts and can tell how wrong my kid got the depiction of our house’s Horror Terror that walks our halls at night: yeah me too my kids fucking sucks at drawing huh

mikkeneko:

mikkeneko:

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split between “hey this is a great story idea i love it” and “this is absolutely terrifying”

writing-prompt-s:

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itsbroccoliboi:

writing-prompt-s:

You find out that your touch can heal people of all kinds of ailments from wounds, to sickness, to allergies, to poisons and the like. So you spend years helping those that come to you, from the paupers to the kings, and you always succeed. But then one day a woman from a far away village comes to you with her child. They have traveled for months to see you on a mere whisper of a rumor of you because you’re her last hope to heal her child. You do as you always do and reach out to the child to touch them on their arm. Your hand burns like it’s suddenly touching hot metal.

This is the child of death, and the burning sensation is your bodies reaction to death trying to take you. The woman, being the child’s birth mother is obviously in deep concern, thinking her young child is sick with some disease as they look pale and malnourished with sunken eyes like that of a man who hasn’t slept for days.

She insists that he is well cared for and is confused as too why he never has changed from looking so sickly and weak despite her best efforts.

You are not sure at all how to approach this situation having not the slightest idea as to what is happening. In your best efforts you try again only to find the burning is just as painful as the last time if not worse.

And then it hits you like a snowball in mid June, you can’t heal this child, not without dying.

This is what Death sent after you, for taking so many people away from them. You knew that Death wasn’t pleased by your actions, but you didn’t think he’d go that far.

You know that this ‘disease’ is not a disease, it’s a trap, made just for you. So that you will finally stop healing people who are supposed to die.

“Can you- Can you help him?”, the mother asks.

You look at the boy, who seems to already be half dead. “Do you want to live?”, you ask, knowing very well, that he knows that he’s drawn to death.

“I don’t want you to die”, he whispers, because he’s too weak to talk normally.

“That was not the question.”

The little boy looks up to his mother and nods.

“Okay”, you say, reaching out to him and taking his hand.

Your hand burns like you’re touching hot lava and you feel how your body gets weaker and weaker.

This will be the last one you can save. You can hear how Death is already walking towards you, as your sight goes black. They’re singing a cute melody, similiar to a song you sing to kids to make them fall asleep.

Your body is now completely numb, you can’t even feel the ground under your feet.

“Welcome home”, Death says, but they couldn’t be talking to the boy, you healed him. He is definitely alive and healthy. “I’ve missed you.”

This is beautiful.

legere-librum:

writing-prompt-s:

Neuroscience has advanced to the point that, for a fee, one can remove or cloud unpleasant memories. We are unable to change and create memories, but regretful, traumatizing, or otherwise harmful memories can be removed or be rendered harmlessly vague.

It’s not long before some people decide to remove the memory of receiving sensitive information that they wished they hadn’t acquired. others go as far as forgetting potentially dangerous secrets of their own.

What secrets do you hide from yourself?

Every time I said “you too” when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal

itsmejoy7:

socialmediapeasant:

sinistercoffin:

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All demons have a vague sense of precognition, so they only take children as payment from people who would become horrible parents.

I was raised in the Demon Orphanage.

You look skeptical. And who wouldn’t be? ‘Tis a rare thing to hear, but it’s true.

I know that sounds bad but really, demons are outstanding caretakers. They don’t need sleep or rest. There’s few beings more patient. Infernal magic is eminently useful. My education was continuous and organic. I didn’t so much attend class as I was simply around beings of incredible intelligence and knowledge who taught us as naturally as we breathed.

You wonder if I stayed all my childhood in the orphanage. I didn’t. But some do stay.

I was personally adopted by an archduke of Hell whose specialty was astrophysics. My mother taught ethical philosophy to other demons. My second father was a polymath and inventor. My boyfriend during my teenage years was raised by an astronomer and a tactician.

You seem to think Hell must be a terrible place for a child. Poorly informed as you are by the Roman Catholic Church and it’s many, often wildly ignorant, offshoots.

Hell is orderly and safe. The souls of the damned are endless and their punishment must be efficient. Those who have not earned punishments must not be punished, and are safer there than any other place in the universe. The darkest, most remote wilderness of Hell is safer for me than in the most heavily guarded fortress or vault in the mortal realm.

So why am I here in the mortal realm? Well, I must admit my second father’s curiosity is quite infectious. I wanted to travel and experience other realms. Those who stay in Hell too long eventually become demons themselves, and many do choose that path, but I didn’t. And Earth seemed a fine place to start. Of course, I had to support myself, so I took a commissions job that pays quite nicely. 

You shrug, limited curiosity sated. And put bloody pen to parchment. I was also raised in the old traditions.

I promise you won’t regret this.

My eyes are, perhaps, a bit too bright. There are, maybe, too many teeth in my smile. You shrug these impressions off as illusions. I’m a mortal, like you.

Oooooooooooo I like this one

I love stories like this!