So ya know how tony was a teen in the 80s right? Lemme hit you with some really good imagery..
When you associate Tony Stark with music, you think AC/DC, maybe some Black Sabbath, Metallica, 80’s rock. But take a second to imagine a drunk, giggly, teenage tony just getting down with some 80’s pop. Yell-singing “Take On Me”. Screeching “Take Me Home Tonight” in the shower the next morning. Blasting “Down Under” from his car radio.
And my personal fave? Drunk teen Tony serenading the shit outta Rhodey with some “Lay All Your Love On Me” by ABBA of all things, sprawling over their couch and pawing at him, just belting that shit. Which, of course, Rhodey has never let him forget.
Ya’ll can try and tell me that Tony Stark isn’t a diva but all I hear is James Rhodes yelling for his best friend to hurry up already and Tony screaming that he needs to moisturize, dammit.
Rhodes: COME ON WE ARE LIKE AN HOUR LATE
Tony: stop yelling at me I can’t find a tie that matches
Rhodey: we’RE GONNA MISS THE PREVIEWS AND THEN YOURE GONNA BITCH AT ME ABOUT IT LATER YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME
tony: IF YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK OUT OF THIS HOUSE WITHOUT MY SHOES MATCHING MY OUTFIT PERFECTLY YOU DONT KNOW ME AT ALL RHODES
Rhodey: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
tony: WHY DONT YOU WANT ME TO LOOK NICE
rhodey: ITS JUST THE MOVIES WE’RE LITERALLY GOING TO SEE A MOVIE TONY
tony: YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR SWEATS AND SANDLES TO EVERY EVENT THAT ISNT PROFESSIONAL, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
Where is the lie?
Rhodey : YOUR SOCKS DONT NEED TO MATCH YOUR JACKET
quick doodle in response to some people saying mcu tony and pepper will NEVER RECIEVE A HAPPY ENDING EVER because 616tony doesn’t have a happy ending!!
come on let’s be fair we don’t want everything in 616 to happen in mcu do we
One of my biggest fandom peeves is when ppl say “oh it’s no good because it’s different from 616” like… they’re just different??? They are different canons they’re allowed to be different.