A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen
Directed by Taika Waititi
oh of COURSE
Taika Waititi in the pineapple romper playing the embodiment of death
Thanos must have attacked Nidavellir very recently, or Heimdall would have seen and mentioned it.
So that means that Stormbreaker probably was commissioned recently, since Thanos interrupted its making when it was halfway done.
Loki has been king of Asgard for the last four years.
From all of this I deduce that Loki, as “Odin”, commissioned Stormbreaker. And since an axe is not the sort of weapon he likes to use, he probably meant for Thor to have it.
He straight up told Thor where to find it. “The sun will shine on us again”
i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.”
and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink.
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