piscesintherain:

benepla:

benepla:

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really careĀ 

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

Just to clarify – the Pentagon pulled out of the Avengers (and thus the MCU) because it wasn’t clear whether SHIELD was a branch of the US government, and, if so, where it fell in relation to the military in terms of hierarchy. (Source)

So, it wasn’t just ā€œmagic men are unrealisticā€, it was ā€œmagic men are unrealistic and we don’t know if we outrank them.ā€

trilllizard666:

hst3000:

trilllizard666:

arminhasthebestbooty:

why does mark ruffalo have insane chemistry with literally everyone except scarlett johansson

it’s almost like Joss Whedon forced the pairing in an insanely protectionist way with Banner as his self insert and ScarJo and Ruffalo both knew full well what he was doing…..

Or, hear me out… He’s a geek at heart who still gets tongue tied and withdrawn when he’s around the person he likes?

Joss please, we’re trying to have a serious conversation

mydeddyalabama:

U think i watch marvel films for the plot? U think I watch b/c they’re good? No. i watch to bust nuts and do me. the elevator scene? Nut.Ā ā€œWho the hell is bucky?ā€ Nut.Ā ā€œI accept your surrenderā€ Nut. When Bucky Did Not Hesitate and was gonna shoot tony in the face? Nut. The entirety of ragnarok? Nut. I’m here to be horny please respect my process.