me pretending to be busy at werk
Tag: mood
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Fellas, this township is turning into a real clownship.
Me right before being hanged during the salem witch trials
Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell
Wholesome and true
Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it
me, groaning dramatically: ughhhh there’s barely any content for [very uncommon pairing/very specific characterization pattern i prefer]
friend: you could…. make some yourself?
me: groans louder
having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,
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