scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
And then Scott somehow became a dad to two teenage boys and a snarky teenage girl. Cassie is pretty happy.
YES GOOD
Tag: peter
peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
Spider-Man and Peter Parker used to date, and the breakup was pretty messy. That’s why you never see them together in the same place; they’re actively avoiding each other.
Peter working at the newspaper that actively tried to ruin Spider-Man didn’t help either.
Deadpool wrote this.
Loved this so much I had to post it here!
(Credit to @ tomscenes on instagram)SDFDFGlkjdsfkjh LMAO























