infinity war: cute peter things

lordzuuko:

  • Upon seeing the spaceship from the bus, Peter taps Ned’s face repeatedly to get his attention without looking at him. 
  • “Ned, I need you to cause a distraction.” Ned being ride or die with him.
  • Swinging under the bridge and sliding his foot on the surface of water like some extra drama queen he truly is.
  • His adorable entrance at the battle scene!
  • He literally pops his head in and goes “Hey, man! What’s up Mr. Stark!” People were giggling, you could tell the audience love how youthful he is.
  • His father-and-son relationship with Tony Stark

    Tony: Kid, what are you doing here?
    Peter: Field trip. 

  • Peter: What is this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?
    Tony: Uh, he’s from space. He came to steal a necklace from a wizard.
  • It’s nice to see that Tony took the time to explain to his kid what the heck was going on instead of getting mad.
  • Peter being so helpful and doing! his! best!
  • “That was just mean!” 
  • “Uh, Mr. Stark. I’m getting beamed up!”
  • Tony being all prepared for this boy as he asks FRIDAY to release 17-A Suit which is the Iron Spider.
  • “Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!”
  • “I should never have left the bus.”
  • “WHOA! WHAT ARE THOSE!!”
  • Peter: So, it’s kinda your fault.
    Tony: Excuse me? What did you just say to me?
    Peter: *stutters* I-I…I take that back!
  • “You can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man without a neighborhood.”
  • “Have you seen this really old movie ‘Alien’?”
  • “Please don’t lay your eggs in me!!!”
  • “We haven’t been introduced yet I’m P—oh, okay” to Dr. Strange’s sassy cloak that just ignored him lmao
  • Peter: I’m Peter Parker.
    Stephen: Doctor Strange.
    Peter: Oh, we’re using our made up names. Then I’m Spider-Man.
  • “Magic!”
    “Magic again!”
    “Magic with a kick!!”
  • “I got you. I got you. Sorry, I can’t remember everyone’s names.”
  • Peter trying to save everyone again as much as he can. 
  • Peter having the time of his life with his new Iron Spider suit especially the spider legs. 

buckities:

remember when we were like, ‘i’m scared that tony’s crying, what if something happens to peter?’ but then we were like, ‘nahhhhh, there’s a homecoming sequel coming up, peter will be fine.’ ‘cause i do.

phdna:

laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

To be fair, this sounds exactly like something I’d do, but also the superhero version of

justhanderspositive:

sleepallsummer:

transpeter:

okay peter going “oh you’re using your made up name” to doctor strange isn’t just funny because peter is awkward it’s funny bc, no, doctor strange is really a doctor and his last name really is ‘strange’ and he had a random teenager in a spider-suit invalidate all of that and go “that’s clearly silly and fake”

thanks for explaining it because im 90% sure no one actually saw dr.strange

I mean there weren’t any good reasons to see Dr. Strange