I find an odd sort of joy in expanding nicknames to their full length, except that it’s completely the wrong base name
I mean sure, there’s examples like Bobert and Barold. But have you considered:
Johnald
Trishany
Ralphaniel
Bartazar
I like to call this “Incorrect Longform” and it’s great. For your consideration:
Geoffany
Christophannie
Jomas
Craigory
Jimothy
Patthew
Tag: pun
Cyclops’ life is a joke to everyone.
Nah it’s a joke to Nobody
after so many Nobody jokes you’d think he Odyssey it coming
what language do they speak at the center of the earth
core-ean
THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE
core-ean
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess
i asked my korean roommate to try to pronounce anonymity, anemone, an enemy, and enmity all in a row. i think she wanted to strangle me
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
I needed ibuprofen after this.
A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.
I will not.
I will all fucking day.
jinlinli 