Tag: skyrim

ommanyte:

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

demonicdorothy:

“There she is! The dragonborn!”

“Oh… She isnt what I expected.”

“What did you expect? A man? A nord?”

“No just… She’s eating an entire deer antler. I’ve been watching her she’s just been stood in the middle of the market, trying to eat that antler. She’s been at it for like half an hour.”