
No one will notice we’re gone…
wrestling stevebucks, as requested one million years ago
i used a wrestling match from the 30s for reference. if you’ve never done that before, you should try it, it’s pretty wild
“Since it has been stated clearly that the super soldier serum amplifies a person’s existing qualities, It can be said that Steve’s quality of being self-sacrificing dumbass has also increased exponentially, along with my blood pressure. In this essay I will-”
— Bucky’s latest blog post, timestamped 3:00 AM, after a mission involving Steve “accidentally” planking on a grenade for the 7386th time