all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman
thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?
pub girl: uh sure yeah
thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!
girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians
thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am
hela: what were you the god of again?
hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*
Bold of you to assume that lesbians need prompting to tackle Cate Blanchett in That Green Suit
Tag: thor
Thor smiling at Rocket and Steve in Avengers: Infinity War
my favorite thing is thor pretending not to know what moron means
Can’t believe Steve Rogers literally had to pause mid-death-battle in order to let Thor know how fuckable he looked w/ his new hair
My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker.
This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki.
Headcanon accept so much I’m probably gonna forget it’s not canon
I love this and it kind of fits seeing as Iron Man 3 was actually told this way and featured Tony also as more of a goofball than in his other outings.
Chris Hemsworth on the set of Avengers: Infinity War
anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.
Thor ghost wrote this
You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
taika waititi was queer eye to the thor franchise when he saw how much the first two movies sucked and was like okay time to give him a haircut
Mr. Rogers is always worthy.
I’m crying