jinlinli

I’m not trying to win. I’m not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because I want to blame someone. It’s not because it’s fun. God knows it’s not because it’s easy. It’s not even because it works because it hardly ever does!

carrot-gallery:

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

shinelikethunder:

cupofcoffin:

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

abscidium:

please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

politicalsci:

dippy-ecks:

y’all remember that time cap was a werewolf because i sure do

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

strampunch:

notlostonanadventure:

rasebas:

veritas-amore-et-iustitia:

iheartmoonlight:

israelgorex100pre:

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

mario kart irl

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

Chaotic good rogue

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

the fact that they speak Italian makes it even funnier to me, for some reason.

I thought about going to Menards for like three seconds before i remembered bottle rockets are illegal here. Sigh 😦

eh you’d set somebody’s rosebushes on fire and feel bad about it, but it sure is satisfying to watch

chrringoftheprintingmachine:

ironmanstan:

tony, calling at 3am: but can you stick to a non-stick pan

peter: mr stark 🅱️lease let me rest

peter: *sprinting to the kitchen as soon as he hangs up*

It’s CANON.

divineandmajesticinone:

mr bingley to darcy: “how could you propose to elizabeth bennet in kent just after you convinced me not to marry jane bennet because of her poor social status?”

darcy:

redandwhitehaze:

i don’t understand how hozier manages to be both persephone and hades

It’s CANON.