PSA:
Fanfic is a gift written in an author’s spare time. Don’t like it? Then it’s not a gift for you. Put it back and move on.
A message a lot of people on Tumblr clearly don’t understand.
This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️
Im shook
👏 get 👏 on 👏 this 👏 nOW
the audio blend in this is so good and the timing is 🙌🙌🙌
*tom hanks voice* THIS IS SERIOUS
Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks
#okay but imagine the betting pool#is it gonna be half undead?#horse with too many legs?#a giant fuck off snake?#who knows! ( @much-ado-about-mothing)
Loki, holding up the newest baby Lion King-style: IT’S!!!!! A WOLF!!!”
underneath the rock: *dozens of creatures from all over Nine Realms muttering quietly, exchanging money*
#you fools #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him












