I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.
She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about.
If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it.
…Oh my God.
hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise
that was her “negative” gryffindor trait
was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes
but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off
hermione granger looked at the world, and looked at her magic, and looked at everyone else’s magic, and seemed to come to the conclusion that reality had better shut the fuck up and behave itself or she’d make it.
of all the kids, i think she’s dumbledore’s successor, not harry.
See this is why I don’t like it when people try and pass her off as this flawless pure sweet angel. Like no, she’s emotional, loud, angry, brash, and vindictive, and she’s absolutely awesome just like that. Don’t woobify her.
YES
Like she went from “oooh, we can’t do that, we could get expelled” (which was already pretty metal, tbh, because she said that was worse than death) to straight up LIGHTING A TEACHER ON FIRE
She went from crying when Ron said something mean about her to punching Draco right in the face
She went from stressing about the Rules to brewing illegal potions in an abandoned, haunted wash room!!!
Harry and Ron only ever taught Hermione Granger one lesson and that was to forget about rules.
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
Sassy smug and sexy Draco part 2 featuring Draco whispering ‘sweet nothings’ into Harry’s ear… >;)
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ya I know u guys like to have James as the fun parent and Lily as the ‘follow the fucking rules’ parent but like
why would u have it that way round when u could have it the other way
Lily sending Harry a howler in his first year that everyone thinks will be telling him off for getting caught out duelling Draco but it’s actually like ‘MUM IS PROUD OF YOU YOU PRINCIPLED KID’ with James in the background like ‘LILY EVANS WHAT ARE U DOING DONT ENCOURAGE HIM’ and Lily telling Harry how to charm his way out of detentions and after hearing about his attempts at duelling Draco in CoS she sends him a huge letter w detailed instructions of loads of defensive charms and basically continues like this throughout his school career bc standing up for what’s right is more important than the rules
meanwhile James is fretting himself blind about how Harry is doing all this dumb shit and Lily’s like ‘you were literally so much worse’ and James is like ‘THAT WAS DIFFERENT’ and when Remus becomes a teacher James writes to him like 3 times a day to check on Harry and Lily is all ‘James please find ur chill’ and Remus finds the whole thing hilarious and tells Sirius who is immediately at the Evans Potter household to rip the shit out of James with delighted help from Lily
like why would you ever not have this hc it’s beautiful
jinlinli 