Tag: peter

juanwheynedoesfarts:

etherealasylum:

protectnatashahamilton:

jordannwitt:

You and me both, Pete.

#as much as i love the idea of peter being baby avenger#he has a gIGANTIC CAPTAIN AMERICA BONER#so petition for fic where peter becomes an avenger and encounters coulson#and coulson is like yOU! and peter is like yOU! and everyone else is like ????#and it turns out peter and coulson have been sniping each other on merch for years

Even better if they refer to each other by their eBay usernames.

I love thisssss. I want stuck salt shakers now.

armoredsoftie:

itsallavengers:

Peter Parker releases a thirty minute documentary on youtube of life in the Avengers Tower and twelve minutes of it is just Tony and Steve arguing over what would win, a Thanos-sized tarantula or a tarantula-sized Thanos

#honestly i know we all write steve and tony as this bickering old couple#but consider: most of their arguments are literally over stupid shit like we saw in aou#tony: do you think fish have feelings#steve: they have like three second memories no#tony: you’re a dick. that was a three second statement did you feel hurt by it?#steve: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FUKC YOU FIRST OF ALL AND– (via @lovelyirony)

crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

sciencespider:

captain-dorrito:

sciencespider:

Peter: Mr. Stark I need a rocket ship ASAP

Tony: what, why?? Where are you going???

Peter, crying: It’s the Curiosity Rover’s birthday and he has to sing happy birthday all by himself on Mars and thats sad

Tony, already building a rocket: Say no more

Peter and Tony: *arrive and hop out of there rocket, only to see shuri in a super high tech space suit, holding cupcakes, and standing next to T’challa in his black panther suit because of course shuri made it so it could withstand a vaccum*

T’challa: she made me come here. It’s not too late for you if you run.

Tony, who loves all robots so fucking much: Ummmm why would we leave

Peter, holding up a gift: yeah, we brought presents!!!!

Shuri: yeah!!!!!!

T’challa, sighing: oh my god

marisatomay:

peter “builds star wars legos in his free time” parker pretending like he doesn’t know what AT-ATs are while fighting the avengers at the airport in civil war is very much me when im trying to make like I only enjoy things a perfectly normal reasonable amount

persephonethatshit:

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.