malloramay1674:

the-reverse-mermaid:

stonystarks-groot:

spideypnw:

TONY FUCKING CARESSED PETER’S HEAD DURING THIS SCENE IM FUCKING DONE GOODBYE

DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CAPTION SAYS

IT BASICALLY SAYS THAT PETER USES ALL HIS MIGHT TO NOT DISAPPEAR, WHICH IS WHY IT TAKES LONGER FOR HIM TO DISINTEGRATE

DIFJFBBFTKLFGH

I could watch this clip for hours

I’ve been looking at the almost clumsy way Tony caresses Peter’s head and, correct me if I’m wrong, but I do believe Tony has been stabbed at this point and is likely in a tremendous deal of pain. Which means that Tony isn’t awkwardly showing comfort – Tony is trying to comfort Peter in spite of the agony of being stabbed. Tony’s hands fumble because he’s injured too but he’s trying to be strong, and I can’t stop thinking about how talented RDJ is to stay in character like that in such minute, subtle gestures excuse me while I cry at my desk

ssironstrange:

kirschade:

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T’challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

can this be canon in far from home please god

i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored

gaberoonius:

whyistomholland:

taylortut:

tony: hey, want a stick of gum?

peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor* 

tony:

peter: what the fuck was that

I’m crying

“Hey Spider-Man, why do you have … Silly Strawberry toothpaste?”

dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish